It’s Time To Go To The Pants Party

August 31, 2007 at 7:42 am | In pennant race | 6 Comments

Well, well, well… things have certainly gotten interesting around here, haven’t they? Don’t look now, but after their awesome early-August stretch of scoring about 9 runs in 3 weeks, the Dodgers have actually turned it around to win 7 out of their last 10, and are coming off a sweep of Washington. Amazingly, after we’d all but left them for dead, the Blue are only 4 games out of 1st place and 3 behind the Wild Card-leading Padres.

So this is, as they say, “a really big series”. Let’s take a look at what we’ve got ahead of us as we travel down the coast to the Whale’s Vagina:ronburgundymilk.jpg

Friday: David Wells (6-8) vs. Jack Cassel (3 MLB IP)

I think David Wells would love to live on Whore Island.

Saturday: Derek Lowe (11-11) vs. Jake Peavy (15-5)

60% of the time, I hate facing Jake Peavy every time.

Sunday: Chad Billingsley (9-4) vs. Justin Germano (7-7)

That’s got to be 2 out of 3 in favor of the Blue, right? So far, the season series is split 50/50 - but after winning 4 of their first 6 against the Padres, the Dodgers have lost 4 of the last 6.

I hate to say this is a ‘make or break’ series.. but we’re going to find out a whole lot about how badly this team wants to make the playoffs this weekend.

- Go F**k yourselves, San Diego. I’m Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness. msti-face.jpg

What a Day!

August 29, 2007 at 5:00 pm | In Esteban Loaiza, huge wins, roster moves | 11 Comments

Not a bad day to be a Dodger fan, right? Let’s start with the new pitcher; updating yesterday’s post about how I thought getting Loaiza would be a good idea, the Dodgers have in fact claimed him off waivers. You can refer to what I wrote yesterday to see why I was okay with him coming to town, but the news gets better. A) he’s only paid $6.5 million next year, not $8 million as I thought yesterday; and B) rather than having to send any prospects to Oakland, the Dodgers got him for the low, low price of “on the house.” I don’t think people realize just how insane the pitching market is going to be this offseason - don’t be surprised to see guys like Kyle Lohse and Carlos Silva getting 4-year deals. So this could work out very well. We’ll see on Tuesday in Chicago, as he’s taking Eric Stults’ spot in the rotation.

On to the more exciting news.. what a win! I’m sorry to say that I did not get to watch just about kentscores.jpgall of it, only getting home for the 12th inning. But what a roller-coaster. Brad Penny giving up 6 runs on 8 hits in 5 innings to Washington? Ugh. Mark Hendrickson following to give up 2 more runs? Thanks for showing up, Lurch.

But heroes abound. How about James Loney with 4 RBI? How about Matt Kemp with a game-tying homer after Seanez and Beimel gave up the go-ahead run? How about Jeff Kent hustling face first with the winning run? (shown at right) How about Scott Proctor with three shutout innings to get the win? Finally, how about.. Shea Hillenbrand (?!) with 3 RBI of his own, including a 2 run homer in the 6th inning comeback and the game-winning sac fly.

What a comeback, and what a win. Could amount to nothing, but just saying.. this could be one of those wins you look back upon and say, “that was a season changer.” Blue are 3 out of the wild card and 4 out of the division, with San Diego and Arizona playing again tonight. Makes this upcoming series vs. the Padres a little more exciting, no?

- Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness msti-face.jpg

Random Stupid Quotes And Stupid People: Joe Morgan

August 28, 2007 at 8:30 pm | In Joe Morgan, jackass, retard | 7 Comments

Kids, this is your brain:

This is your brain on drugs:

Two days late, I know, but here are some gems from that Emmy Award winning broadcaster, Joe Morgan, during Sunday’s Dodgers vs. Mets game. I will just let the quotes speak for themselves. Take it away, Joe!

On Willie Randolph letting his players learn how to play the game:

“One thing that I really admire in Willie Randolph is he lets these guys learn how to play the game.”

Then after talking about Lastings Miledge, then at the plate, he finishes off the sentence with:

“So, I think he’s [Randolph] showed me is that he’s out there to teach these guys how to play as well.”

And then within 1 minute after that, the pendulum swings yet again:

“So Willie gives these guys a chance to learn to play and that’s why I like what he does as a manager.”

Then within another minute, after David Wells throws a curve ball to David Wright…

“Say I think that curve ball is more effective against a hitter, guys that play every day, because they’re looking fastball and trying to make a pitch.”

Huh? So you’d have more success throwing a curve ball to Albert Pujols than, say, the fearsome hitting pitchers like Derek Lowe at the plate because Pujols is an every day hitter who works on making a pitch, while the pitchers are… wait a minute, WHAT THE HELL?!

“Rick Peterson couldn’t teach me how to pitch.”

Well, there goes your chance of getting pitchers to throw you curve balls to smack around!

After Lastings Milledge gets on, he slides into first. Now Morgan actually makes a good point how it’s best not to slide head first at first base, until (and I paraphrase)…

“I don’t recall ever watching Carl Lewis dive to the finish line.”

Shedding insight into the finer details of the game:

“Milledge may not take off, but with two strikes, he may take off.”

The worst part? Four of the seven quotes were in the third inning alone.

I think I’ll end this article now… but at this hour maybe not. However, the moral of the story?

 

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In Other News, Pres. Bush Is CHOOSING Not To Run Again

August 28, 2007 at 8:04 pm | In L.A. Times, Luis Gonzalez, delusion | 3 Comments

Uh… wow.luisgonzo.jpg

The 39-year-old Gonzalez hasn’t started in five of the Dodgers’ last eight games, but he isn’t becoming accustomed to sitting. And he has no intention of doing so, meaning his time with the Dodgers could be up when his contract expires at the end of the season.

Asked whether he saw himself coming back to play under similar circumstances, Gonzalez replied, “No, no, not here. . . . Anything can happen in the last month, but they’ve got a good nucleus of young kids here and that’s their future. I don’t know where I’ll end up next year. I’ll go with an open mind into the off-season and see what happens.”

So it’s unlikely that he’ll be back?

“I don’t want to go on a limb and say that,” he said.

Hey, maybe this was just me but.. was there any chance in hell Gonzalez was going to be invited back? This blog wasn’t online when he was signed, but if it was, you’d have seen me supporting the signing, which I believe made me one of the few Dodger fans to do so. While we all wanted to see Ethier and Kemp step up and claim the corner jobs, think about the outfield situation other than Pierre at the outset of the season. Ethier was no sure thing after his nosedive to end 2006, and Kemp looked like he’d need some more time in AAA to learn to stop chasing breaking balls.

And you know what? Credit where credit is due. Gonzo was one of the Dodgers’ best hitters in the first half. .294/.384/.471 with 10 HR? Crappy defense aside, that’s a pretty good line. Except that post-break, it’s been .239/.285/.327. Yikes. Meanwhile, Kemp and Ethier are each ahead in OPS by at least 40 points.. with a reasonable expectation of continued improvement (vs. a continued downtrend for Gonzo).. and much better defense. Even with Kemp’s occasional outfield adventures, because of his great speed and arm strength.

Basically, Luis - you did precisely what was needed of you. You held down the fort for a few months while we gave the two younger guys some time to show if they had what it takes or not. And you performed that job pretty admirably. You even showed the courtesy to completely lose it while they excelled, just so there was no question at all. Look, if you’re a veteran on a Grady Little-led team and even he’s playing the kids ahead of you, that’s a pretty good sign of where your career is right now. But hey, if it helps you sleep at night to say that you’re choosing not to return, that’s fine with me too. You know the saying, though - you don’t have to go home.. but you can’t stay here.

- Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness msti-face.jpg

What, Brian Anderson & Sidney Ponson Are Busy?

August 28, 2007 at 7:30 pm | In Esteban Loaiza, rumors | No Comments

2003296932.jpgSo, according to John Shea at the San Francisco Gate (via MLBtraderumors.com), the Dodgers might have “genuine interest” in Esteban Loaiza. And guess what? The title of this post aside - my lame attempt at looking up what other pitchers were good in 2003 and aren’t anywhere near the same now, since we’ve already collected Schmidt and Wells - I might not actually be against this. Surprising, I know, since I’m usually incredibly against the “Colletti collecting old, broken-down, expensive veterans” idea.

Let’s break this down. First of all, there’s really not all that much to go on here: Shea literally only says that “the Dodgers have genuine interest in Loaiza, according to a National League source.” Nowhere else is LA mentioned. So this isn’t exactly the Zapruder film of trade rumors. But it’s fun to conjecture anyway.

Loaiza’s 36 on New Year’s Eve, and he’s due for $8 million next year in the final year of his deal. Which, let’s face it - is not unreasonable for even a league-average pitcher anymore. I don’t think there’s any question the Blue could use another starter for the stretch run this year - while Wells looked good in his debut, he’s hardly a sure thing, and Stults is still unproven. As for next year, well it might seem like the rotation depth will be a strength, with Schmidt returning and prospects like James McDonald and Justin Orenduff nearly ready.. but don’t forget the heady days of March, 2007, when we all wondered what we could get in trade for Hendrickson and Tomko because the rotation was “incredibly deep.” And then they ended up being 40% of the rotation for a good part of the year, which in itself was probably enough to embolden the terrorists.

Of course, the possibility of picking up Loaiza only matters if he’s any good. Looking up his stats, I was surprised at how effective he’s actually been over the years (his monster, insane, inexplicable, 21-9, 2.90 ERA, 2nd in the Cy Young 2003 season aside). Over his career, he’s been almost exactly league-average: 99 ERA+. After being Tomko-esque in 2004 (5.70 ERA between the White Sox and Yankees), he put up two relatively decent seasons in ‘05 and ‘06: 12 wins and a 3.77 ERA for an awful 2005 Nationals squad, and 11 wins with a 4.89 ERA for Oakland last year. Of course, his best statistic last year was clearly 120; miles per hour while drunk, that is.

This year, he’s been out with a torn meniscus in his knee which required surgery. But in his two starts since returning, he’s been really good: 3 hits and 1 ER over 7 2/3 IP  on 8/22, and 2 ER over 7 IP on 8/27 - each against Toronto. Can a guy like that help the back end of the Dodger rotation? I think so, especially considering a switch back to the NL is never bad for a pitcher. Plus, he’d be good depth for next year in case Schmidt isn’t all the way back; or Wolf isn’t resigned; or no other outside help is coming, which is likely considering how insane the price for pitching will be.

It depends, of course, on what it’d take to get him. Personally, I’d rather just eat more money and give a lesser prospect. None of the names that came up in the Blanton talks should even be considered here.

Oh, hey - I just heard Mike Mussina’s losing his spot in the Yankees’ rotation due to gross ineffectiveness. He was 17-8 in 2003… smells like Dodger material to me.

- Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness msti-face.jpg

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

August 27, 2007 at 3:33 am | In Diamondbacks, pennant race | 6 Comments

dbags.jpgThe time has come, friends. The time to break out your fancy, trendy “Sedona red” duds. The time to look south of Chavez Ravine and send all your best wishes to our new best friends, the Arizona Diamondbacks. 

What am I talking about, you ask? Why would a Dodger blog support a bitter rival? Well, this falls under the “an enemy of my enemy is my friend” theory. Let’s face it, folks - the Dodgers just aren’t catching the Diamondbacks for the NL West title. That ship has sailed. I don’t even feel that bad about it - sure, the Dodgers have massively underachieved, but how can you explain a team as mediocre as Arizona having the record they do? They’ve been outscored on the season by 32 runs, yet they’re 17 games over .500. How is that even possible? According to Baseball Prospectus’ Pythagorean records, they ought to be 5 games under at 61-66. By contrast, the Oakland Athletics have outscored their opponents by 6 runs, yet are 2 games under .500. I mean, what can you do about that? This might just be one of those years in the desert.  

The point is, the Snakes should no longer even be on our radar screen. We’re just not making up 6.5 games in a month. But, as bad as the Blue have played lately, it’s not unreasonable to still look at the wild card, where the Dodgers are only 3.5 out. Sure, it’s not the same as winning the division, but ask all the folks in Red Sox Nation if getting in as the wild card really cheapened their 2004 World Series win. I’m going to say, “no.”But while we don’t care about what Arizona does, we do need to care about what the Padres do, since they’re currently leading the NL wild card race. So nothing could help the Blue more right now than for the D-Backs to waltz into San Diego and whomp the Friars.  

Of course, none of that will matter if the Dodgers don’t, you know, win a game every now and then. With Washington coming in to town, followed by a head-to-head with San Diego, now-ish would be a great time to start.

- Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness msti-face.jpg

David Wells: the Aftermath

August 26, 2007 at 6:56 pm | In David Wells | No Comments

Well, it wasn’t always pretty. And I thought wells-la-small.jpgwe’d nearly need to call the paramedics after he laid down a bunt and hustled to first. But you know what? Boomer did pretty well for the Blue just now. In 5 innings, Wells gave the team a pretty solid chance to win. Sure, he got himself into a nasty bases-loaded jam in the 5th - but he also got himself out of it by striking out Moises Alou on a curveball in the dirt.

Wells’ stats:

IP: 5.0
H: 7
BB: 3
ER: 2
R: 2
K: 2
Pitches: 73 (48 strikes)

Not to mention, his bunt hit (!!) that became the go-ahead run at the time he left. (I like this: it’s his 7th career run scored in his 21 year career.) Are those the stats of an ace? Hell no. But do you really think Brett Tomko was going to be anywhere near as effective tonight? Not a chance. For a 44-year old fat dude who spent the last three weeks surfing, this is the most any of us could have asked for.

- Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness msti-face.jpg

Mike Scioscia’s Tragic Haiku

August 26, 2007 at 5:44 pm | In haiku | 1 Comment

My current conciousness:

About To Get Swept
Sunday Night, Worldwide Leader
Morgan Is Painful

- Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness msti-face.jpg

David Wells Is A Funny Guy

August 25, 2007 at 2:45 pm | In Brett Tomko, David Wells | No Comments

Alternate title: “Brett Tomko Classy Enough To Take Jokes After Being DFA’d”.

 Hey, say what we will about Brett Tomko - and I have - the following story makes me like him awellslaughing1.jpg whole lot more as a person for taking his fate with a lot of class. As for David Wells, making jokes to a guy whose job you just took - about the job you just took - isn’t really the nicest thing you can do.. unless it’s actually funny. And, well, this is. At least he makes fun of himself just as much.

From Steve Henson’s Yahoo! blog:

To make room for Wells, the Dodgers severed ties with veteran right-hander Brett Tomko, designating him for assignment. In a surreal scene, Tomko talked to reporters about his fate while Wells, an unapologetic jokester, dressed not two feet away at the next locker.

Tomko: “I’m OK with it. Last night I saw it coming.”

Wells: “Really? You saw it on the sports ticker?”

Tomko: “Funny.”

Tomko: “I hope the (general manager Ned Colletti) can get me to another team and not let me sit around and rot. I’ll go home and start throwing at the local high school field. I don’t know what to do first, it’s uncharted territory.”

Wells: “You’ve got to find a catcher.”

The Dodgers kept Tomko on the roster through Thursday, allowing him to reach 10 years of major league service time and guaranteeing him the maximum pension.

Tomko: “That was important. It’s a good time for me. I’m ready for a new opportunity. And it’s not like they brought in a chump to replace me.”

Wells: “Yeah, they did.”

Well, David, you’re right - the needle is starting out at ‘chump’. But hey, let’s see what you can do. I know you always dig the big stage - how’s a nationally-televised Sunday night game in New York strike you?

- Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness msti-face.jpg

My Brain Is Leaking Out My Ear

August 24, 2007 at 6:33 pm | In Keith Hernandez, retard | No Comments

This isn’t quite Dodgers-related.. but I did hear it on the SNY broadcast of the Mets/Dodgers game, so close enough - this is so dumb, I couldn’t help myself.

SNY commentators Gary Cohen, Keith Hernandez, an432803490_8043ae2ee7.jpgd Ron Darling were discussing the recent announcement of the Rawlings All-Time Gold Glove Team, which included former Dodgers 1B Wes Parker. After agreeing that Hernandez should have won over Parker - which, you know, fine, Parker isn’t a very well-known name anymore - they turned to the second base winner, Joe Morgan. Which, my distaste for Morgan’s awful baseball commentating aside, is a ridiculous choice when second basemen like Bill Mazeroski and Roberto Alomar are considered.

Anyway, this is me paraphrasing, not a direct quote - but this is what Keith Hernandez said, after Gary Cohen said he’d have taken Alomar:

I think Joe Morgan was the right choice for this honor, because he was a better all-around second baseman. I mean, he can’t hold up to Alomar when you’re talking defensively, but all-around, Morgan was definitely better.

*sigh*.. Keith. You DO know what they award the Gold Glove for, right?

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