Random Stupid Quotes And Stupid People: Joe Morgan

August 28, 2007 at 8:30 pm | In Joe Morgan, jackass, retard | 7 Comments

Kids, this is your brain:

This is your brain on drugs:

Two days late, I know, but here are some gems from that Emmy Award winning broadcaster, Joe Morgan, during Sunday’s Dodgers vs. Mets game. I will just let the quotes speak for themselves. Take it away, Joe!

On Willie Randolph letting his players learn how to play the game:

“One thing that I really admire in Willie Randolph is he lets these guys learn how to play the game.”

Then after talking about Lastings Miledge, then at the plate, he finishes off the sentence with:

“So, I think he’s [Randolph] showed me is that he’s out there to teach these guys how to play as well.”

And then within 1 minute after that, the pendulum swings yet again:

“So Willie gives these guys a chance to learn to play and that’s why I like what he does as a manager.”

Then within another minute, after David Wells throws a curve ball to David Wright…

“Say I think that curve ball is more effective against a hitter, guys that play every day, because they’re looking fastball and trying to make a pitch.”

Huh? So you’d have more success throwing a curve ball to Albert Pujols than, say, the fearsome hitting pitchers like Derek Lowe at the plate because Pujols is an every day hitter who works on making a pitch, while the pitchers are… wait a minute, WHAT THE HELL?!

“Rick Peterson couldn’t teach me how to pitch.”

Well, there goes your chance of getting pitchers to throw you curve balls to smack around!

After Lastings Milledge gets on, he slides into first. Now Morgan actually makes a good point how it’s best not to slide head first at first base, until (and I paraphrase)…

“I don’t recall ever watching Carl Lewis dive to the finish line.”

Shedding insight into the finer details of the game:

“Milledge may not take off, but with two strikes, he may take off.”

The worst part? Four of the seven quotes were in the third inning alone.

I think I’ll end this article now… but at this hour maybe not. However, the moral of the story?

 

- Vin vinscully-face.jpg

 

 

In Other News, Pres. Bush Is CHOOSING Not To Run Again

August 28, 2007 at 8:04 pm | In L.A. Times, Luis Gonzalez, delusion | 3 Comments

Uh… wow.luisgonzo.jpg

The 39-year-old Gonzalez hasn’t started in five of the Dodgers’ last eight games, but he isn’t becoming accustomed to sitting. And he has no intention of doing so, meaning his time with the Dodgers could be up when his contract expires at the end of the season.

Asked whether he saw himself coming back to play under similar circumstances, Gonzalez replied, “No, no, not here. . . . Anything can happen in the last month, but they’ve got a good nucleus of young kids here and that’s their future. I don’t know where I’ll end up next year. I’ll go with an open mind into the off-season and see what happens.”

So it’s unlikely that he’ll be back?

“I don’t want to go on a limb and say that,” he said.

Hey, maybe this was just me but.. was there any chance in hell Gonzalez was going to be invited back? This blog wasn’t online when he was signed, but if it was, you’d have seen me supporting the signing, which I believe made me one of the few Dodger fans to do so. While we all wanted to see Ethier and Kemp step up and claim the corner jobs, think about the outfield situation other than Pierre at the outset of the season. Ethier was no sure thing after his nosedive to end 2006, and Kemp looked like he’d need some more time in AAA to learn to stop chasing breaking balls.

And you know what? Credit where credit is due. Gonzo was one of the Dodgers’ best hitters in the first half. .294/.384/.471 with 10 HR? Crappy defense aside, that’s a pretty good line. Except that post-break, it’s been .239/.285/.327. Yikes. Meanwhile, Kemp and Ethier are each ahead in OPS by at least 40 points.. with a reasonable expectation of continued improvement (vs. a continued downtrend for Gonzo).. and much better defense. Even with Kemp’s occasional outfield adventures, because of his great speed and arm strength.

Basically, Luis - you did precisely what was needed of you. You held down the fort for a few months while we gave the two younger guys some time to show if they had what it takes or not. And you performed that job pretty admirably. You even showed the courtesy to completely lose it while they excelled, just so there was no question at all. Look, if you’re a veteran on a Grady Little-led team and even he’s playing the kids ahead of you, that’s a pretty good sign of where your career is right now. But hey, if it helps you sleep at night to say that you’re choosing not to return, that’s fine with me too. You know the saying, though - you don’t have to go home.. but you can’t stay here.

- Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness msti-face.jpg

What, Brian Anderson & Sidney Ponson Are Busy?

August 28, 2007 at 7:30 pm | In Esteban Loaiza, rumors | No Comments

2003296932.jpgSo, according to John Shea at the San Francisco Gate (via MLBtraderumors.com), the Dodgers might have “genuine interest” in Esteban Loaiza. And guess what? The title of this post aside - my lame attempt at looking up what other pitchers were good in 2003 and aren’t anywhere near the same now, since we’ve already collected Schmidt and Wells - I might not actually be against this. Surprising, I know, since I’m usually incredibly against the “Colletti collecting old, broken-down, expensive veterans” idea.

Let’s break this down. First of all, there’s really not all that much to go on here: Shea literally only says that “the Dodgers have genuine interest in Loaiza, according to a National League source.” Nowhere else is LA mentioned. So this isn’t exactly the Zapruder film of trade rumors. But it’s fun to conjecture anyway.

Loaiza’s 36 on New Year’s Eve, and he’s due for $8 million next year in the final year of his deal. Which, let’s face it - is not unreasonable for even a league-average pitcher anymore. I don’t think there’s any question the Blue could use another starter for the stretch run this year - while Wells looked good in his debut, he’s hardly a sure thing, and Stults is still unproven. As for next year, well it might seem like the rotation depth will be a strength, with Schmidt returning and prospects like James McDonald and Justin Orenduff nearly ready.. but don’t forget the heady days of March, 2007, when we all wondered what we could get in trade for Hendrickson and Tomko because the rotation was “incredibly deep.” And then they ended up being 40% of the rotation for a good part of the year, which in itself was probably enough to embolden the terrorists.

Of course, the possibility of picking up Loaiza only matters if he’s any good. Looking up his stats, I was surprised at how effective he’s actually been over the years (his monster, insane, inexplicable, 21-9, 2.90 ERA, 2nd in the Cy Young 2003 season aside). Over his career, he’s been almost exactly league-average: 99 ERA+. After being Tomko-esque in 2004 (5.70 ERA between the White Sox and Yankees), he put up two relatively decent seasons in ‘05 and ‘06: 12 wins and a 3.77 ERA for an awful 2005 Nationals squad, and 11 wins with a 4.89 ERA for Oakland last year. Of course, his best statistic last year was clearly 120; miles per hour while drunk, that is.

This year, he’s been out with a torn meniscus in his knee which required surgery. But in his two starts since returning, he’s been really good: 3 hits and 1 ER over 7 2/3 IP  on 8/22, and 2 ER over 7 IP on 8/27 - each against Toronto. Can a guy like that help the back end of the Dodger rotation? I think so, especially considering a switch back to the NL is never bad for a pitcher. Plus, he’d be good depth for next year in case Schmidt isn’t all the way back; or Wolf isn’t resigned; or no other outside help is coming, which is likely considering how insane the price for pitching will be.

It depends, of course, on what it’d take to get him. Personally, I’d rather just eat more money and give a lesser prospect. None of the names that came up in the Blanton talks should even be considered here.

Oh, hey - I just heard Mike Mussina’s losing his spot in the Yankees’ rotation due to gross ineffectiveness. He was 17-8 in 2003… smells like Dodger material to me.

- Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness msti-face.jpg

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